this is me

Me? Well I am just a  normal high school teenager well maybe not that normal but I pretty much fit in with my class mates. I like to write and paint. Not that much in to sport, well I play soccer but I pretty much heat up the bench for all the teammates who actually play.My soccer coach is always telling me what to do the sit ups and do the kegels and I'm like is this even necessary cause I'm actually really hungry and there's a Mc Donald's just around the corner. So now you know where my physical condition stands. Sometimes I think I need a little more exercise for my daily life. The other day I was at the mall desperately looking for a bathroom cause my bladder was about to explode so as I always do, I kneel a little bit trying not to touch the toilet with my butt so suddenly I start feeling that warm liquid oozing down my inner thigh. Fuck, I knew I needed to start doing those kegels! Im always so late everywhere I go like for school and I wake up very early in the morning me and my mom have like this routine. She wakes me up and then go back to sleep, I wake up get a shower, get dress and wake her up and wait for her as she showers and get dress, meanwhile I sleep again and when we finally are ready to leave is like 8:30 and I was supposed to be at school at 7:30 so I walk in the school everyday with my banana breakfast in hand people start opening the door for me and the teachers don't really say nothing about me being late but when the one guy comes late right after me oh boy there in big trouble. I'm always the exception. Sometimes I say this idiotic things like a few months ago at a soccer game the girls from the team where laughing about the captain of the other team who had red hair and she actually looked like Wendy. So the girls start yelling at her to throw them some nuggets and some friend and some frosty's so like I always like to do I participate in this little game so I yell "hey Wendy throw me a whopper" there's an awkward silence right after this. whoppers are from burger king inst them?