Problems under my bed

Whats under my bed? well this is the place where I hide basically all of my stuff when I'm in desperate need to go out. So my mom starts yelling at me in the middle of the day telling me to clean my room witch I don't understand cause its not her room you know. Not necessarily what looks like a mess to her is a mess to me. So at that very moment when shes yelling at me I'm like fuck, I want to go out today. I take so long getting  ready to go out so I quote to myself "what the heck, I'm just gonna move my mess to another place" what better place to hide all your mess than under your bed? I know that no one is gonna look under a bad. First cause its not radical looking under someones bed and second its because of all those stories of the scary little girl under your bed that just freaks out all of us. I'm just saying that when there is a mess, there is a bed. Moving all of your mess under the bed its like protecting all of your problems all of your fears to a place where nobody is gonna look so nobody is gonna judge. Not even if you have rotten food under your bed.Their just hiding all of there issue and running away from them.Some day they'll wake up and have a ginormous ugly monster of problems and there isn't repellent for this monsters. Think people, this is not a neatness problem. This are real problems. People with no problems don't hide their shit under the bed.  So if at this very moment your thinking of the amount of stuff you hide under your bed I think you have problems, and you need a closet.