How to avoid your valentine in a nice way

First of all if you thought you knew your partner but you figured out he or she is a stalker or just someone you cant stand in this moment well here are some tips to get out of your valentines day date without hurting your dates feelings. Act like your a geeks, tell your date you love him or she almost as much as your wii. Give your date a Mc Donald's gift card. By the way I would totally like one but I eat, its what I do. If your out with your date and it starts to get really boring just proceed talking with her with caution. If things start to get really awkward, buy a hot dog and tell her your gay. You can also give her a red dress and tell her that your mom weared it after she passed away and you want her to use it. You can never go wrong with telling her, Hey baby did you forget to shower? Some of my friends say to there partner that they suffer from asmatic problems so they just tell her that they don't have the lung capacity to bring her to their life that special day. One that always works is telling you partner, No chocolates this year, you've put on a few.