How to avoid your valentine in a nice way

First of all if you thought you knew your partner but you figured out he or she is a stalker or just someone you cant stand in this moment well here are some tips to get out of your valentines day date without hurting your dates feelings. Act like your a geeks, tell your date you love him or she almost as much as your wii. Give your date a Mc Donald's gift card. By the way I would totally like one but I eat, its what I do. If your out with your date and it starts to get really boring just proceed talking with her with caution. If things start to get really awkward, buy a hot dog and tell her your gay. You can also give her a red dress and tell her that your mom weared it after she passed away and you want her to use it. You can never go wrong with telling her, Hey baby did you forget to shower? Some of my friends say to there partner that they suffer from asmatic problems so they just tell her that they don't have the lung capacity to bring her to their life that special day. One that always works is telling you partner, No chocolates this year, you've put on a few.

Valentines day

Valentines day is just that special day that always reminds you that if your not with someone special, your alone. Valentines day has gotten blown out of proportion it use to be for couples now you get valentine day card from you grandmother. What the hell is this crap? There always this friend who get valentines day presents from there mom every single year. Its preposterous. For the people who are single you get Christmas first, then new years eve and then valentines day these are days when is nice to have a relationship and if you didn't get around almost killing yourself at Christmas or new years eve then here comes valentines day for you! for the people who have money problems here are some tips for money saving on valentines : Break up with your partner on February 13th then get back with him on the 15th. Simple as that.  For the couples: Why are you guys  obsessed with going into partners rooms and fill it with balloons and right on there mirrors with a markers. Do you guys know how hard it is to clean it all up once the novelty is over? For the recycling freaks: Stop giving people the stuffed animals someone gave to you the year before that. For the one whose single and happy: Log out of Facebook and stop stalking you ex to see what she or he is doing on valentines day.  I hope you all attend to my I hate valentines day party.

explore

I want to explore. I'm tired of just going out with my friends. I want something I can remember. I want to explore every bit of my island and then anywhere else. I want to go on getaways and stay in a place I have never been before. I want to go to every cage there is here. I want to go to all the beaches one after another and just feel its breeze and its warm sand. I want to ride a bike and a horse. I want to eat and learn the culture of everywhere I go. I want to read about the history of my island and all its towns. I want to swim in a river. I want to climb rocks. Our generation doesn't need more technology and it doesn't need more shallow people. We need to start creating the contact with nature that we where suppose to have since the beginning. That's how is suppose to be. We have been de-naturalized with all the generations creation. We have completely turn our backs on nature. This is why I'm never surprise when nature turns their back on us. We need to start living making something wonderful out of our life. Live in adventures for you to be healthy in every way. We need to learn about what is life and the beautiful and free things we have just for us. We need to start thinking wht an honor it is to be here, alive.

Today

So this morning I get ready to go to school and when I get to the car is the same fight the mom gives to every kid in the morning on the way to school. "You don't help around the house" You've failed this test" I'm actually sleeping when she starts talking so I don't even hear her in fact sometime when shes fighting with me I shut out her voice and just look at her expressions and then i tried really really hard not to laugh. My mom definitely dosent have good mornings. So I'm going up the stairs to my class and there are this guys talking about vagina's and I'm like what is't we the horny teenager thing?I mean is it psychologically normal for a 15 or 16 year old boy to only talk about vagina's and boobs? I mean I wouldn't like anyone to be talking about my vagina. How can a girl let guys talk about her vagina? I mean maybe its because everyone knows about her vagina. Just so you know Im metaphorically speaking. I'm just saying that some girls don't respect themselves that much anymore and the word vagina makes me laugh. So after all the vagina situation I go to my class and the teacher gives me a Spanish warning saying that my grade is low and I'm like, I didn't even know I took Spanish. Where is this Spanish class? I'm telling you that Spanish lady is crazy!

Memories

My memory is something extraordinary. Some memories are a little blurry but their there. I have memories from when I was just 2 years old. I believe not so many people can remember when they where just 2 but weirdly I can. Almost all of my childhood is so vividly remembered in my mind. Sometimes I think I can actually visualize with clarity all of my childhood. I remembered when I was about two years old putting on a swim suit and getting in a shower with an umbrella in my hand. I remember where I use to live back then I remember how everything looked, I remember the smell, I remember my toys, I remember the people that visited us. Sometimes I even think I'm an old soul. I remember thing that have never happened to me and I'm not sure if there are somewhat dreams or something like that but they seem like memories. Memories that I have never lived before. Since I was a little girl I kept having this thought, this memory of me going to a house up in a mountain with people I have never met before in my life. Its strange cause the memories I have that seem to me that don't belong to my life are memories so simple that it could had happen to me in this life but they haven't. Maybe I have been born and died many times in many places.

this is me

Me? Well I am just a  normal high school teenager well maybe not that normal but I pretty much fit in with my class mates. I like to write and paint. Not that much in to sport, well I play soccer but I pretty much heat up the bench for all the teammates who actually play.My soccer coach is always telling me what to do the sit ups and do the kegels and I'm like is this even necessary cause I'm actually really hungry and there's a Mc Donald's just around the corner. So now you know where my physical condition stands. Sometimes I think I need a little more exercise for my daily life. The other day I was at the mall desperately looking for a bathroom cause my bladder was about to explode so as I always do, I kneel a little bit trying not to touch the toilet with my butt so suddenly I start feeling that warm liquid oozing down my inner thigh. Fuck, I knew I needed to start doing those kegels! Im always so late everywhere I go like for school and I wake up very early in the morning me and my mom have like this routine. She wakes me up and then go back to sleep, I wake up get a shower, get dress and wake her up and wait for her as she showers and get dress, meanwhile I sleep again and when we finally are ready to leave is like 8:30 and I was supposed to be at school at 7:30 so I walk in the school everyday with my banana breakfast in hand people start opening the door for me and the teachers don't really say nothing about me being late but when the one guy comes late right after me oh boy there in big trouble. I'm always the exception. Sometimes I say this idiotic things like a few months ago at a soccer game the girls from the team where laughing about the captain of the other team who had red hair and she actually looked like Wendy. So the girls start yelling at her to throw them some nuggets and some friend and some frosty's so like I always like to do I participate in this little game so I yell "hey Wendy throw me a whopper" there's an awkward silence right after this. whoppers are from burger king inst them?

Someone different

There's this boy I see every day. Hes different than everyone else. Sometimes I sit near the basketball court in lunch time and I look to the other side of the court and see this boy whos about 3 years younger than me sitting all alone with a pizza and a diet Pepsi in hand. Everyday his at that very spot just observing everyone who happens to walk by. He sits and he watches in silent all of the selfish teenagers around him. I get this feeling every time I pass by him that he sees pass all of the stuff that people usually looks in people. That makes me feel really special is like he doesn't stare at people he actually sees them. Some people make fun of him and he doesn't have friends. Sometimes people just laugh in his face and not in a good way. Hes so intelligent he uses this big words that nobody uses. Maybe the teachers and the students see him differently than I do. He makes me put a smile in my face, he seems content and happy with whom he is. Not many people can say that they are truly  content with whom they actually are but his always himself, no shame. He lives in his own world. One time he told me he was from another planet and at that very moment for an instant I wanted to be in his world because he doesn't really care what people think or when people make fun. Its like his trapped in a perfect world.